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uses her against an incumbent. pennsylvania democratic congressman joe ses knack's bludgeon against arlen specter after spector stopped being a republican, he still said mccain and palin were the better choice. david letterman, zen, and the art of career maintenance. crisis management in action, as letterman continues to win the pr war. >> this is phase one of the scandal. phase two, next week i go on "oprah" and sob. >> also is letting everyone else make fun of him the wisest strategy? even his employees. >> my job is to, you know, take the number one news story of the day and have a bit of fun with it. so this is my last show. >> "worsts" -- the other shoe finally falls in the infamous post obama chimpanzee cartoon. the editor who openly attacked "the post" as racism, she just
got fired. and the politics of pistachios, sarah palin's exfuture son-in-law levi johnston in a barely intelligible commercial for something -- >> now levi johnston does it with protection. >> all will be explained by our special guest, starring in his newest film "stark raving black," lewis black. all of that and more now on "countdown." >> oh, that's wonderful. good evening from new york. it is an industry so ra patience, so intoxicated by profit, that it is now lobbying to increase the punishment of anybody who might in the future fail to buy its product. an industry so evil that as "the new york times" reported today, it ostensibly kept two brothers, the waddingtons, from donate ago kidney to their own father under the threat that if they tested positive the same disease that was costing the father his kidney, they would likely be denied insurance for et rest of
their lives bah of a pre-existing condition. our fifth story, and tonight mick' insurance cartel now complaining to senator max baucus that he hasn't done enough for them. senator baucus is the chairman of the finance committee, says today he expects the congressional budget office to be done scoring his health reform bill by tomorrow. mr. baucus did not say, however, when he might be staging a vote on his bill. that bill set to deliver millions of new paying customers subsidized by the federal government to the private insurance industry with no public option to provide pesky competition. the insurance industry now claiming that last week when the finance committee dropped the penalty for not buying coverage to $1,500 per family from an average $3,800, it left the fines so weak it is practically begging to be ignored. after the bill leaves the senate finance committee, it would need to be joined with the other senate bill, the senate and house bills it is hoped eventually to be merged together as well, roll call reporting that the white house is to be represented in the negotiations by chief of staff rahm emanuel, among others. the newspaper reporting that
senate aides are letting it be known that the white house would have to lead on all of the issues around which democrats have been unable to find consensus, issues like the public option. speaker pelosi again saying that the final bill will have a robust public option in it, at least in the house. meanwhile, back in the senate, no word yet on how the final health care vote might survive a filibuster. senator ben nelson of nebraska telling talkingpointsmemo.com that the leadership has not discussed overcoming a key cloture vote with him on any issue. as for the republicans, congressman alan grayson clarifying his comments in which he said the republican health plan is, don't get sick and if you do get sick, die quickly. it's not that republicans want you to die quickly, explained the florida democrat on local radio in orlando, it's just that republicans don't care. >> honestly, the people that i deal with, the people that i actually am across the aisle with every day, i don't think they care about ordinary people. i don't think that the republicans in congress actually have a heart. i will be honest with you.
>> but dick cheney -- >> that's not the same as saying they want you. let's get straight what i said. their health care plan is die quickly. and if you do get sick, die quickly. and what did i mean by that, if you die sick and those bills are mounting and you're in the hospital and you you're feeling weaker and weaker and you have no way to pay for any of this? then what are they going to do from you? they're going to do nothing. >> time to call in our own lawrence o'donnell, of the senate finance committee and now of the huffington post. >> good to be here. >> i'm interested in learning your answer to it as well. if the cbo comes back and says guess what, this bill does add to the deficit, whether it's $1 billion or $1, what happens then? where does this process go next? >> oh, boy. that puts things into a very sharp u-turn for a while. there would be an immediate call to the white house because, remember, the demand that this health care reform reduced the deficit is a barack obama demand. he's the one who put that on the
table as something the bill has to do. so first call has to be, mr. president, is this a veto item? do you really need this? max baucus has to decide whether he needs it it because he strongly supported the president on that position, and if they needed it, it means they have to basically to bring the cost of the bill down, you take good things out of the bill. you take things that do people good out of the bill. you take benefits out of the bill. that's how you reduce the cost. >> having mr. emanuel in the room when the final, single bill is merged, drafted. he knows the process. obviously, he's a skilled negotiator. obviously, he's tough as nails. if the president really wanted a public option, would not this man, this chief of staff be the guy to deliver it for him? is it all a matter of what the president actually wants? >> well, you know, presidents want a lot of things and the question in the room is will the president veto the bill if it doesn't have the public option? is this a deal breaker for the president?
that's the questions of rahm emanuel in the room and he has answered that -- he answered that question back in january when he said basically everything's on the table. we will do anything to get a bill. in this respect, rahm turned his cards over much too early and much too publicly. seemed possibly like a good idea at the time because it was the opposite of the clinton strategy, but he's been very clear about he will take a bill without it, and the president has been pretty clear that he will take a bill without it. >> what do they do then? do they really believe they can come back and fight this fight again next year or the year after or at some point in the future to get other things, or will they have been so sapped by this process that this will be the end of it? >> that's what happens. these crusades are so huge that they take all of the energy out of the institutions for any coming back at this for another few years. and one of the most unfortunate lines i think in the president's speech is when he said, i'm not the first president to take on health care reform, but i will be the last. now, he said that, unfortunately, knowing that every one of these bills leaves
tens of millions of people without health insurance. none of these bills in any of the committees are universal coverage bills. so when the best one of these bills is enacted, you're still going to see people lose their homes through bankruptcies based on health insurance and the failure of health insurance. and so, yeah, you would have to come back and do a lot of repair work on these kinds -- on these bills if any one ofs they passed. >> a new ap poll is out tonight and it shows the president's approval numbers started to rise again last month, 56% in the past week approving of his job performance. it was 50% in september, 48% said they approved of his handling of health care, that's up six points from september. on health care reform, is anything really holding the president back other than the president? >> well, the cbo's holding him back. he's really waiting to see how does this finance committee bill score out? does it mean my requirements? is there something here that meets all of my requirements as enunciated in that speech? so he's waiting for that.
>> the -- the horrific stories about insurance companies and what they might still be able to do under what is being called reform that really looks like it's benefiting them more than anybody else, insurance companies complain that they're not being given enough in the current deal. was congressman grayson wrong, in fact? could it not be that the republicans don't care but if they deliver a bad bill reform that doesn't reform, is it the democrats that don't care? >> the democrats definitely have a big heart and they care about the people who don't have health insurance. but what we have seen so far is they don't care that much about what's in the bill. they just want a bill. they want to pass something. and the trouble with these policies, the individual mandates is a lot of ugly aspects to that policy, and that's true of a bunch of the policies that are in these bills, and those ugly aspects aren't being massaged in a way that makes them more acceptable. these bills are very difficult for liberals to watch pass
through here because liberals wanted to go with opening up medicare, a system that we know how it works, we can describe it, it's a very successful system. and so liberals didn't get a chance to open up medicare, to put that on the table. and instead they're left defending these very complex and in many cases very ugly ideas like the individual mandate that is a huge benefit for insurance companies, is punitive to people with low incomes, it's a tough thing for liberals to watch. and at some point the question becomes, is this a bad enough bill that from the left you should vote against it? i don't know exactly where that line is. >> i will agree with your statement but amend it very slightly. very difficult things for humans to watch go through. doesn't have anything to do with liberals. lawrence o'donnell from msnbc and huffington post, formally of the senate finance committee. as always, thanks. >> thanks, keith. more on the insurance industry complaint about punishing those that don't buy.
let me welcome the senior cigna executive on health care. >> thank you. >> the insurance industry is complaining that dropping the fine on the insurance mandate from $3,800 to $1,500 is leaving the mandate so weak, it's practically begging to be ignored. why are they saying something like that out loud? do they think they never run the risk of never inciting public umbrage or outrage? >> they say it because they can, and they know that they're so rich and so powerful and so influential that they can say this kind of stuff and get away with it. what they're doing here is complaining because some of their friends in the senate finance committee are apparently reneging on the deal they've struck with them to have that high fine. so backing away from what they want in their view is not giving them quite enough. >> the industry's argument seems to be this, the only way they do not increase premiums, especially for sick people, is if everybody is in the pool, especially healthy people for whom they have to pay basically nothing in the way of payouts. would that argument be not a
little bit more believable if they didn't spend so much time kicking sick people out of the pool that currently exists? >> exactly. if they really cared anything about sick people, we would have seen their behavior being very different over the last 15 years. they absolutely don't care. they want to try to get rid of sick people because they have to pay money for them. they have to pay their medical claims. so they do want to have everyone in the pool. they want to have new -- new dollars flowing in, in terms of new revenue. and they really are lusting after those billions of dollars of subsidies from the federal government. >> with the stranglehold that they have on us, and obviously on many of our pivotal politicians, how do we ever liberate ourselves from an insurance cartel that in part runs the government of the united states of america? >> you know, if there's not a public option, the plan that is passed, if it's passed and signed by the president, will not be sustainable. and it ultimately will be a disaster for the middle class
and ultimately a disaster for the democratic party. it cannot be sustained. when you've got the median household income in this country being $50,000, their answer in the way that they're going to be doing this to us is to shift us more and more into high-deductible plans and limited benefit plans. we will be paying a lot more out of other own pocket. we will have the appearance of being able to afford premiums but we cannot afford health care. that cannot be sustained. >> what do we do about it that cannot involve the politicians? frankly in this last month my faith in them, frankly is dead and probably dying and probably dying and may be dead. >> i think there will have to be some private means of monitoring these companies and making sure that they are held accountable in ways that they currently are not. if the politicians can't do it, we've got to figure out a way to do it ourselves. >> we can't -- it would be a strike would be the logical solution here, insurance strike, but you can't do that because if you're a day late with your premium, they cancel it and everything that's wrong with you
is a pre-existing condition. is there literally anything we can do as citizen that's does not involve rewriting the laws here? is there anything to protect ourselves? >> there really isn't. i think the system as i said before it cannot be sustained, it ultimately will fail. that is when we will start seeing some real reform. >> wendell potter, insurance industry whistle-blower, former head of pr for cigna. it's grim news, but thank you for giving it to us anyway. >> thank you. tomorrow at this hour, we will devote the entire hour to a special comment -- health care reform, the fight against death. why there is such hysteria. the underlying issue werz not discussing in this equation and what we may yet be able to do to save this country from the insurance industry's war on america. maybe it's emphasizing how sarah palin, a woman of the people is in the pockets of the insurers and big health care, that tact underscoring a bright line connecting something or somebody to palin's perty, now in use for the first time by a democrat in a major campaign. joe trippi's analysis of this strategy and as other politicians like joe wilson start yelling at each other, one
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as we told you yesterday, top mccain/palin campaign vets predict a catastrophe apocalypse if sarah palin were to win the nomination in 2012. but tonight some politicians won't have to wait that long. our fourth story, the first politician to run into the palin problem. meet pennsylvania democrat arlen inspectioner, formally pennsylvania republican arlen specter, formally pennsylvania democrat arlen specter. he is running for another fourth term next year as a -- let me check my notes here -- as a democrat. jumping ship after pat toomey said he would challenge specter for the nomination and polling expected he would win. challenging specter in the democratic primary is congressman joe sestak, who just launched a website, reminding people just how deep senator specter's republican roots go. some of the painful comments
were expected, namely, specter's own campaign ads, yeah, look at me with president bush. but a sestak original rolls out a new line of attack trying to tie specter with a spector from his past, reminding voters both mr. toomey and mr. specter said this august past that they considered mccain/palin in specter's words, "the better choice." >> last year you were campaigning with mccain and palin. did you vote for them? >> yes, sir. >> i voted for john mccain. >> and you voted for sarah palin, right? >> she was on the ticket. i voted for both of them. >> they were the better choice. >> in specter's defense he said, "i thought they were the better choice." in specter's not defense, when asked when doing that interview if he was comfortable having put palin a heartbeat from the presidency, he said, quote, i didn't exactly think my vote would be decisive.
maybe next year it will turn out that it was. let's bring in current and former democrat joe trippi, strategist and author of "the revolution will not be televised: the democracy, the internet, the telegraph and everything." good evening. >> good evening, keith. >> mr. specter said he did not think putting palin a heartbeat from the presidency would put decisive. in another sense, could it? >> well, i think it could. i think it means that the race in pennsylvania's gotten a little bit more fun in that sestak is not going to be a slouch and an easy pushover for specter, not in the senate race up there. >> mr. ses sestak giving us a campaign preview for things up there? how much will sarah palin's name be invoked by next november? >> certainly, there will be a lot of republicans who use her to raise money. she's still a star on that side, with about half of the constituents. and the other half don't want their guys anywhere near her.
unfortunately, they all live in the same state or the same district. so it's going to be a problem on the right. and democrats, yeah, she's going to be a poster child. and that's a problem for specter because -- because he has switched parties. it's clear now sestak's going to not let him or democrats in pennsylvania forget it. >> to what extent do you think palin's effective also next year -- and i mean helping republicans in particular, but to a lesser degree helping democrats run against republicans, to what degree does that determine whether she winds up in fact running in 2012? >> well, i mean, i think a lot of democrats hope she'll be successful next year, successful enough that she does become the nominee in 2012. i think that's who most of us will be rooting for. i just don't see how she puts together -- she couldn't put two -- two months together. putting 18 months together with the scrutiny that she could not
withstand for that short amount of time last time, certainly people will be looking forward to that. i think she will be out there raising -- she will be used, basically, to raise money for the right. >> do you worry -- i always like to tell a story from the baseball hall of fame where annually they would meet, veterans committee would meet and discuss who is going to put out courtesy votes to some of the their fellow old-timers would not feel like they had been forgotten. one year they didn't have the meeting. it didn't complete. it used to be one guy would say, i will vet for player a. somebody else say, i will vote for player b and they call at the end of the vote. hey, you got a vote. hey, you got a vote. everybody would feel happy and guys who didn't belong in the hall of fame wouldn't get in. do you worry when you talk about sarah palin actually being the candidate in 2012, what happened one year in the hall of fame vote might actually happen in the electoral vote where they all voted as the same person as the courtesy and he wound up in the hall of fame even though he didn't belong there? what in god's name would happen if sarah palin were elected president of the united states? >> what a country. it would be -- it would be a problem. but, look, it's a long way off.
i just think right now a lot of democrats will be rooting for her to be the nominee. but we will see how it develops. >> does next year also offer a test of sorts about what the republican party itself is going to be by 2012? in other words, depending on whether the palin effect hurts or helps sestak and specter in pennsylvania as a first sort of litmus test? does that shape what republicans look like by 2012? >> well, i certainly think that's in fact what's going on here. sarah palin right now is one of the bright star faces of the republican party. is that the direction this party is going to take? and if -- if it does, i think, you know, most democrats think it will be a disaster for them. on the other hand, that's really the wing of the party right now that's sort of taking control and sort of, you know, propping up the different candidacies out there that are -- that are being proposed for 2012. so it's hard to see who -- what moderate in the party is going to emerge, or if there are any
left frankly. >> what happens with sestak and specter in pennsylvania do you expect? >> i think that's going to be really tough race. i would not bet against sestak by any means. i think there's a real breakdown between elites here in washington and democrat rank and file in the state who thought -- the elites that -- and obviously specter thought -- he could easily do this. i'm not sure that's the way it's going to be on the street. and i think sestak's figured that out, jump in the race when no one else would, and he's going to give specter a real run for his money. >> democratic strategist joe trippi. as i said before, welcome back. it's been a pleasure, sir. >> great to be with you. one of the most honest admissions ever made was by a comedian who pointed out that he turned to humor as a kid because if he made a joke about himself first, any jokes by others would be less damaging. david letterman did not say that, but does he seem to be doing it. rupert murdoch, less so. only one "the new york post" editor openly protested the paper's racist, obama stimulus
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"worst ooze "ahead. first, it was a covenant to slit wrists. now it's beating and bludgeoning people to death. this is not from filmmaker rob zombie. it's from a member of the u.s. house of representatives. but first on this date on october 6, 1582, it wasn't october 6th, 1582, it was october 15th. that actually happened in italy,
poland, portugal and spain, where they switched from the julian calendar to the gra gorian calendar and decided to make the direction by jumping to october 5th to october 15th, which really screwed up fedex. let's play "oddball." we begin in beacons field in canada, where that whole crazy, you know, some of us don't hate other people religion, anglicanism, has now gotten even more inclusive. the christ church of bopair took missionary work two steps closer this sunday opening its doors to the dogs. they even got a special doggy communion, symbolic to the body of christ's dog. the service was held to focus attention ton mistreated strays but the church reported getting calls, calling the service blasphemous. you know, if your dog can read the bible, i think that's the story here, now how you're trying to interpret it. berlin, germany, hello. archaeologists have unearthed an early oversized sarah palin
prototype so lifelike in its motions to create the aluks of intermental activity. the giant puppet show was staged saturday to mark the german reunification and the two puppet seeksing each other out and reuniting at the brandenburg gate, representing reunified germany and then sitting the hell down and not marching anywhere near poland or france. but these are my people, there's a german government spokesman named olbermann. i know them. finally to georgia, where i will be laughed at and run through the streets for my pronunciation of the name of 18-year-old judo champion tammal sthikilivieli, better known as jamal for now, anyway. he is better known for a rubber ball on his nose before it explodes or he does. he handily beats the record of 50.98 seconds set in april 2006
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he called last night's show phase one of his own sex scandal. phase two, he joked, i go on "oprah" and sob. but if anyone was curious about what kind of impact the david letterman saga would have on david letterman, his guests and fellow comedian steve martin oftened this observation, it proves that you're a human being, and we weren't really that sure before. our third story on the "countdown," letterman goes before the court of public opinion and so far he is winning. taping his third show since last week's confession, david letterman greeted with cheers from his studio audience. after clquipping he spent the
whole weekend reading hate mail. he said it would not prevent him from joking about other people's scandals. >> things are still pretty bad. there's a possibility that i will be the first talk show host impeached, so -- first of all, bill clinton said -- no. [ laughter ] good news for south carolina governor mark sanford, because he -- [ laughter ] how about that eliot spitzer? would you take a look -- [ laughter ] >> but after the checklist of jokes he can't do anymore came the apology. first to his staff for putting them through the ordeal and thanking them for the support. and then for his wife, letterman offered this act of contrition. >> now, the other thing is my wife regina, she has been horribly hurt by my behavior. and when something happens like that, if you hurt a person, then
it's your responsibility, you try to fix it. and at that point there's only two things that can happen, either you're going to make some progress and get it fixed or you're going to fall short and perhaps not get it fixed. so let me tell you, folks, i got my work cut out for me. >> and it turns out the viewers like their letterman humble and self-deprecating. last night's "late show" bringing in 5.7 million viewers. only 200,000 fewer than the audience for his original confession. as for the man who follows letterman with his own late-night talk show on cbs, he finds himself in a somewhat precarious position, like that never happened before. the "late, late show"'s craig ferguson defending letterman in his monologue pointing out that letterman is his boss and telling his audience, i guess by now you all figured out how i got the job. >> david letterman, the king of late-night television, unless you believe the nbc press release, the kig of late-night television, got himself into a little bit of a situation of which he's dealing with, and he's my boss.
and my job is to, you know, take the number one news story of the day and, you know, have a bit of fun with it. the person that you work for, the person that you admire and respect is caught in an embarrassing situation. and your job is to be funny about that. whilst trying to keep your own job. so this is my last show. we are now holding late night talk show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, i'm out. . >> always have a job here. joining us now, the editor -- an editor for "newsweek".com, david gordon. thank you for some of your time tonight, sir. >> thanks for having me, keith. >> has letterman averted disaster by kind of proactively
poking fun at hillself, sort of taking ownership of this entire topic? >> i think poking fun is one factor. i think there are three factors, hume area, obviously, candor, and controlling the story. the real master stroke here was getting out ahead of this thing. look, i'm not really sure this was ever going to be a disaster. i mean, as you pointed out, look at the ratings. this is -- i think there was a little devil on david letterman's shoulder the moment it became clear that this was going to come out publicly that he knew this was going to be a big ratings moment for him. this guy has been in television a long time, and i think they knew what they were doing. >> yeah. if it's going to happen, at least you get whatever benefits -- whoever gets the audience, some people are getting audience for watching this on other shows, you might as well take advantage of it yourself. but to what degree -- they sort of cleared the field for him, the other non-cbs late-night comedians distanced themselves with this. jay leno mentioned it friday but that's about it. does this hold for very much honger? >> it's interesting who touched this and who hasn't. jay leno took a little bit of a
shot at it. there's always been this back and forth between leno and letterman. there's always been a rivalry there whether leno's been more popular, quote/unquote and letterman's been the revered one. the other guys we are talking about here is really cone entertain o'brien and jon stewart. these are guys who openly revere letterman. i think that's part of the reason why they kept their powder dry so far. i think it will be interesting to see if stewart touches it tonight, this is -- or a couple of days removed from it. they don't have a daily show friday. we will see if they get to it tonight. but i think they probably missed their moment, they're probably going to let it go, i was going to say unless there's another turn of a screw, but i think that would be a bad choice of words given the circumstances. >> and if everybody had a dry one, we would have nothing to worry about it. is there construction in all of this in comedy? a politician always defends saying look, there's an attempt to judge me, somebody's assumed a position of moral superiority. obviously, that can't be the case for david letterman now but people are still laughing at
these jokes. could it turn out that the jokes are a lot less about laughing because you're up and they're down but just more about jokes being funny to people about other people at certain times? >> of course, this is his job. letterman's a comedian. he's an entertainer. accident get evaluated on the sail moral standards as ferguson put it as politicians and clergymen. this is what he does. i don't think that there is any expectation among the audience of david letterman's fans that this guy was an angel. anybody who's been watching him for the past 20 years probably knew this guy had some issues and was maybe a difficult guy from time to time. we watch him because he's funny. >> to me, the thing that still amazes me has gotten very little play in this is the thing that cbs has not answered, whether or not it needs to investigate joe halderman, the guy accused of doing this. flat out one of its news producers -- again the caveat that i once worked with the man -- was arrested for taking $2 million and -- and a way you can terpts that, he stock the $2 million allegedly for burying a news story. >> i think right now joe halderman's got a few bigger
problems than whether or not cbs investigates him or not. >> not him but doesn't cbs have an issue, eventually they have to say something about that end of it as it relates to their news organization? >> yeah, i think there are some questions to be raised. i mean, cbs has -- has already come out and said they're not going to investigate letterman because they vice president gotten any complaints but it does beg the question, what about halderman? you know, i'm a little biased but it's difficult for me to trust anything or not have a little suspicion about anybody who's got the name halderman, even if it's spelled differently. >> this is where i will come to his defense. he suffered that cross and even the days where i knew him, he doesn't have anything to do with that plus he has a decidedly different haircut. david gordon, editor of newsweek.com. thanks for your spec speculative. >> thanks for having me. what the heck is this guy selling? levi johnston with pistachios, something about his using protection. protection on pistachios? lewis black will decipher it all for us. remember this, remember "the new york post" editor with a conscience that complained about
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for the length of her 15 months of fame, sarah palin tried like hell to sell nuts on tv and failed. but in a new ad for pistachios, her ex-future-son-in-law levi johnston is selling nuts on tv and actually a chance to move products. next on palin, politics and everything else that is in his next feature length stand-up film. first, though, the nuts. we first came to know johnson as the father of bristol palin and the father of the birth child of bristol palin. and now in the ad pistachios.
next the bodyguard is crashed by paparazzi at the announcement of bristol's son. >> levi! levi! how's the baby? >> now, levi johnston does it with protection. wonderful pistachios. get cracking. >> now a real actor, "stark raving black" opens this thursday in selected u.s. cities. it is lewis black's first concert film, or as we call it evidence. welcome back. >> nice to see you. >> you have a commercial. i can tell what you're selling in that commercial. what the hell was that? >> he was selling nuts. i mean, how can you -- the levels of -- you get involved in that ad, and you start to actually develop asthma. and it's short. at least it's short. >> is it a pistachio with a condom, or pistachios as condoms? what is it supposed to be? pistachio pill? >> a real-life bodyguard.
>> yes. >> seriously, a bodyguard? >> who do you think he needs protection from? former governor of alaska. we should all have a body guard. you talk about her in the movie, don't you? >> yeah, my father -- when i called my dad, who's 91 -- >> yeah. >> -- after the palin debate to see what he was thinking, and he said, did you see her winking? how did she know i was watching? >> but the essence of it is -- >> oh, man, he nailed it. but -- and my mother, i just want to tell you, they're watching right now, my mother said as i'm getting off the phone telling her i'm coming in, she's going, "good luck. the world's going to hell." >> is that because you're coming here or my show is on or? >> she was watching your show and just kind of tracking. >> just generally. >> generally. >> generally we're going to hell. >> i'm glad that message has
gotten across. but it's not like it's news or anything, is it? >> not to my mother, no. especially with you. >> we have a clip from "stark raving black," and it's about the two-party system and it's a very interesting -- it's an interesting analogy that you made. i will let xpris you express ite film here. play the clip. >> but our two-party system is a bowl of [ bleep ] looking in the mirror at itself. why would i be excited that a democrat won? seriously, over the past eight years, the democrats didn't do [ bleep ]. basically, the last eight years i feel the republicans stood around farting, and the democrats went -- ooh, let me smell it. >> now, i understand you have been awarded a ph.d. for that -- in political science for that
observation. it's a pungent truth. i think it probably has never been more obviously than currently during this health care debate, correct? >> it's unbelievable, isn't it? it's just unbelievable watching what's going on here. you know, i have never seen -- it's like really? we have -- how did we end up in a position with people defending health insurance companies? and when i see them do it, i go, what is your health insurance company? do you really like it? it's made you feel secure is there any way i can get their number? >> that's right. >> i have three, because i'm in three different unions. >> right. >> you know, and what they do is they sit around and send notes to each other trying to figure out who it is that's supposed to pay the bill. it took one year -- this is no exaggeration -- to pay my colonoscopy. like i requested it. like they had to come -- it's something we have to have done. it isn't like i called up and said, you know what i want to do with my friday? i would like you to bring a
submarine -- >> speaking of flatulence. i want to really amplify the idea of flatulence. it's just -- it is mind-boggling because what i always wanted do with these protesters who have said no, everything's great, go, what's your personal medical history? and i would bet you that you get 75% of them going, never been sick a day in my life, right. that's the only way you can be satisfy fundamental you're in that as the monty python gag goes, if you're in the never claim policy, you love your insurance policy. >> i'm sure it's spectacular. >> now, you shout at politicians and have done so for a long time. did you in fact when joe wilson yelled to the president, hey, work your own side of the street, pal? >> that's exactly what i felt. that and cheney using the bad words, that's my job. that's not their job. i'm the one who does that. that's my gig. >> do you feel infringed upon, or do you think it's just another sign of the deterioration of western civilization? >> i think it's that and the fact that i'm -- i've become a mainstream comic. >> yes.
how the bleep did that happen, lewis? >> i don't know. but i'm hosting a uso benefit tomorrow night. >> amen for that. >> and i'm very happy to be doing it and proud. and you must admit, it seems strange that in -- in our lifetime, we went from bob hope to me. >> i want to tell ya -- what is it -- this movie, doesn't have chris matthews in it, do you find that a tough adjustment? >> it's hard because his quote was too high. he wanted so much money, it was unbelievable. i said no, chris. i'm giving you a per diem, and that's it. and plus he doesn't yell out enough to be in my movie. >> that's right. you're the person who comes ahead of him in the seatings on yelling people. by the way, on the per diem of asking too much, welcome to my life. lewis black's film is "stark raving black." it starts and it's out there in selected cities. >> yes. go to the website, the www.starkravingblack.com. >> good thing you got that one
for us, before somebody pigeoned it. >> really. >> thanks for coming in. my pleasure. that's it for "countdown" the 2,350th day since the previous president declared mission accomplished in iraq. this time tomorrow night at 8:00 eastern, my special comment for the whom program "health care reform: the fight against death." i'm keith olbermann. good night and good luck. and now inside the insurance industry's astroturfing of its battle against the need for insurance reform, ladies and gentlemen, with that here is rachel maddow. good evening, rachel. >> good evening, keith. i want to tell you that i have changed my entire schedule for tomorrow so between 8:00 and 9:00, the only thing i'm doing is eating popcorn and watching your special comments. i'm getting makeup early and everything. >> thank you. i hope to live up to your expectations. >> indeed. and thank you at home for staying with us the next hour. we will be joined live in studio in this hour in just a few minutes by the lobbyist and pr man who is trying to sell america on the good things about trans fats and high-fructose